steph's boy can cook a mean burger. and i don't mean 'mean' like the burger is verbally abusive i mean like it's so tasty it doesn't even need any toppings.
it has bacon inside the beef and bacon on top of the beef and cheese and sauteed onions and mushrooms and a special ingredient which is probably love because when i bit into the burger i loved it and i loved ryan for making it and i loved steph for making such a wise boyfriend/burger choice.
i love you delicious burger! even though i didn't finish you i hope you know it's only because i ate a pound of sushi as an appetizer. next time i will not pre-eat so i can eat you in your tasty tasty entirety as you so deserve.
it has bacon inside the beef and bacon on top of the beef and cheese and sauteed onions and mushrooms and a special ingredient which is probably love because when i bit into the burger i loved it and i loved ryan for making it and i loved steph for making such a wise boyfriend/burger choice.
i love you delicious burger! even though i didn't finish you i hope you know it's only because i ate a pound of sushi as an appetizer. next time i will not pre-eat so i can eat you in your tasty tasty entirety as you so deserve.
4 comments:
us and the burger love you too
and you are a serial pre-eater
i like cereal for pre-eating
omg the t-baycon burg cheated on me!
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