i love being a girl

if anyone ever wonders why some ladies pay hundreds of dollars for dresses it's because they write descriptions for them like this.

A LAYER OF SUNNY YELLOW?! i don't even need to try it on! name your price!

CLOUD STREWN SKY RENDITION?! i'll take two! and one for a wall hanging!

BREEZE-BLOWN RUFFLES? oy oy oy, it's like fashion smut.

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