FIRE IN THE HOLE!


when i arrived to work this morning my plastic army man had fallen off his post (my computer stand) and the collection of rock salt that acts as his fort walls had been strewn about my desk.

clearly someone is trying to sabotage my army of one.

i need to call a meeting! and then declare war!

unless it was my army man who caused the upset himself as a way of sending me a message. but what could the message be? he needs a holiday? he's sick of holding up his plastic bazooka? learn to write and/or speak army guy! your silent stoic manner is not exactly helpful in situations like these.

i guess i could get him a sin card and a benefits package and .83 vacation days monthly and see if that's enough to avoid any future plastic army man temper tantrums.