two tongue twisters

betty botter
author - unknown

betty botter bought some butter,
"but," she said, "the butter's bitter;
if i put it in my batter,
it will make my batter bitter;
but a bit of better butter,
that would make my batter better."

so she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she put it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter;
so 'twas better betty botter
bought a bit of better butter.



marjory margarine
author - me

marjory margarine,
margie margin;
marge marge marjory?

margarine margin,
marjory margarine!
margie margie moo.