this store was actually open but they saw me coming and pretended they were closed cause they knew i would come in there and be all LOOK AT THIS! and LOOK HOW PRETTY! and THESE CHANDELIER SPARKLY BITS WOULD MAKE NICE EARRINGS! and i'd break everything and jeremy would have to pull out his cheque book of iou's and once the store owners realized they were iou's and not real cheques we'd be asked to leave and they'd put up one of those signs in the front window that said 'not welcome in store' with a photo of our faces on it.
and in my photo i'd be posing with the chandelier sparkly bits as earrings.
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i just pre-print those not welcome pictures and bring my own to the store now. it saves lots of time.
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