spiders forced to leave their homes during saturday cleaning raid


by jennifer robeson
special reporter

earlier today about a dozen spiders were forced to leave their nook and cranny homes to take up lodgings inside my vacuum cleaner.

the weeks spent building their residences before the mandatory vacuum move-in were not in vain however, as the residences got sucked up also so one can assume the spiders can just re-build them inside the dust bag.