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dear man from pickering who attacked noel gallagher at the virgin festival,

why? why did you do that?

did you mean to go for liam cause he’s the one with the bad manners and then you were drunk and they looked the same when you got on stage so you just went for the closer more convenient one?

noel is such a nice, pleasant fellow!

one time i sold him a shirt when i worked at the roots store at yonge and bloor and he said please and thank you and told me a nice story about how he got his bracelet from ringo starr. at least i think it was a nice story. i can’t really remember how the story went come to think of it because i wasn't listening. what was i thinking about that i was tuning out noel gallagher? it must have been good. or ridiculous. whatever it was, not listening to someone is much less rude than attacking them on stage while they are trying to sing 'what's the story morning glory'.

hey maybe you were singing along with the crowd like people do at oasis concerts and you forgot the words and sang the wrong words really loudly and you got embarrassed, is that it? cause that makes me mad sometimes also.

my point, angry pickering man, is that there is no good reason to attack the gallagher's. they have done nothing to you except make very nice music and you should apologize and never go to concerts again.

unless it’s a james taylor concert in which case feel free to run on stage and do something crazy to liven it up.

sincerely,

jenn robeson