this little duck works at the gelato place up the road from me and BOY is he a hard working individual!
he rides that bike, with an ice cream in his hand, in jeans, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day.
he must have the best duck buns and strongest duck quads in the world. or maybe he's just got an average duck bod cause all that ice cream he has to eat cancels out any benefits of his never ending physical activity regiment.
i bet he dreams of the day he can retire, dismount his bike and sprawl out in a recliner with some pop and chips and cable television.
and i bet if anyone offers him a gelato he'll kick them in the teeth with his hulk hogan hamstrings.