today's special

sometimes in the morning you spill salt on the office kitchen counter so you throw it over your left shoulder then your right shoulder because you forget which one you’re supposed to throw it over and you don’t really throw it over because it’s monday morning and you're allergic to effort so it lands on both your shoulders and then you look like you have terrible dandruff and people look at you funny but you don’t care cause at least you’ve covered yourself, superstitiously speaking.