i hope dragon slayers are part of a union


you know what must be in danger of extinction because you don't really hear about them nowadays? dragons.

which is sad not just because dragons are cool but because their endangered existence is probably putting a whole bunch of people out of jobs. like damsels in distress. and knights in shining armour. and the construction workers who build the really tall impossible to get to towers that the damsels in distress hang out in.

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