peggy sue gets married. jenn cairns also.

two points of note about this wedding rsvp card

point number one: i did not know what a 'capon' was so i looked it up and found out that it is a rooster whose reproductive organs have been removed at a young age. roosters have reproductive organs?!? for what?! don't eggs come in baskets and cartons and by easter bunny delivery when they're of the chocolate variety?!

point number two: the last options on the card are 'vegetarian' and 'child' which both seem barbaric meal choices for a matrimonial celebration. one vegetarian please, medium well! ah, but who am i to judge. i am just so happy to be invited. bon appetit!