how to: do a goldilocks impersonation at work

step one: announce to your coworkers that you're not happy with your own desk chair.

step two: ask if they'd mind if you took their chairs for a spin.

step three: yell loudly "this is too hard!" after testing chair number one.

step four: yell just as loudly "this is too soft!" after testing chair number two.

step five: yell loudly, (but with joy), "this is juuuust right!" after testing chair number three.

step six: offer your old chair to chair number three's owner as a gesture of goodwill.

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