how i know the bird at the pet store was in love with me

1. when he first saw me, he bobbed his head up and down many times in a row appearing rather silly as one often does when it's in love.

2. he flashed me his fancy red armpits.

3. when jeremy came over to him, he tried to bite him several times proving what i've surmised all along; bird love is a jealous kind of love.

4. he offered to share his food with me by partially chewing it then spitting it in my direction.