true story

a pretty orange butterfly kept banging into the window at the office today and when it didn't give up, i assumed it was trying to come in.

so i went outside and said to it, "this is a place of work and someone like you should be out flying around in the beautiful windy weather, not stuck inside doing tasks on the computer."

"and anyways", i concluded, "you probably don't even know how to work the fax machine".

and it flew away and never came back so obviously i was right.

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