i came across this wanted poster at my local grocers and promptly quit my job to pursue doll bounty hunting.
i wonder what they're wanted for? doll murder? petty doll theft of plastic doll shoes, doll houses and doll accessories?
i bet the one in the middle is a notorious criminal in the doll world who goes around to other dolls and shoves their plastic eyelids up so far that they don't come down properly ever again.
i must see to it she is found and brought to the proper doll authorities!*
*after i collect my $100 and up.
i wonder what they're wanted for? doll murder? petty doll theft of plastic doll shoes, doll houses and doll accessories?
i bet the one in the middle is a notorious criminal in the doll world who goes around to other dolls and shoves their plastic eyelids up so far that they don't come down properly ever again.
i must see to it she is found and brought to the proper doll authorities!*
*after i collect my $100 and up.
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