however i only want to be a detective who people hire to find out wonderful news.like, 'the case of the cookies everyone forgot were still in the top kitchen cupboard, but i found them'
or, 'the case of the nice thing someone said about you but you didn't know cause you weren't there to hear it (but i was)'
if you would like to hire me to find out something great, please email your case to jennifer.robeson@gmail.com.
i accept the following payment:
-cookies (that i find in your top cupboard)
-eternal thanks
-referrals for future private detective work
-detective paraphernalia (large magnifying glass, pipe, trench coat, note pads)
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