it’s funny to sing different lyrics to dolly parton’s ‘workin 9 to 5’ song

like ‘workin 9:15 to 3:00’ which are my hours today

or ‘workin 10 or so till 2:00’ which is what i wish my hours were

or ‘workin only when people are watching me the rest of the time i’m making paper ornaments for my little desk christmas tree’