apparently wassailing is a practice that falls under two categories. one of them is going door to door singing christmas carols and the other one is going into an orchard and singing to trees.
i think if i was to be a wassailer, i would prefer the latter because trees would never say OH FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT NICHOLAS, PLEASE STOP WASSAILING they would just listen nicely. or maybe they would silently hate it but at least they wouldn’t be able to say anything because they are trees and trees don’t talk unless they are those mean trees from the wizard of oz.
i think if i was to be a wassailer, i would prefer the latter because trees would never say OH FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT NICHOLAS, PLEASE STOP WASSAILING they would just listen nicely. or maybe they would silently hate it but at least they wouldn’t be able to say anything because they are trees and trees don’t talk unless they are those mean trees from the wizard of oz.
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or maybe they would crack and topple over and crush you to make you stop singing.
i of course mean me, you have a lovely singing voice
what do they call it when someone sings christmas carols on the way to the bus?
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