unconventional ways to boost airline sales

1. install more overhead button options than 'light' and 'fan' and 'flight assistance', like 'disco break' and 'i have a personal announcement' and 'eject your neighbour'

2. exit using inflatable yellow slide for fun, not just in an emergency situation

3. outfit seats with mock flight controls instead of tray tables

4. instead of in-flight movie, play live cockpit game of 'truth or dare' with the captain

5. allow passengers who find a red sticker under their seat get to fly the plane for 15 minutes

6. fill armrest ashtrays on older planes with candy

7. play the telephone game all the way to the back of the plane then back up to the cockpit with the flight coordinates and see how close we get

9. contortionist shows in overhead compartments

10. replace oxygen masks with drop down party favours

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good post.