come on over we'll sit by my river

sometimes house descriptions are like erotic fiction except instead of 'heaving bosoms' they use words like 'wrap around porch' and 'great view of the mountains'.

I'M LOOKING TO RELAX AND ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF THE LAKES DISTRICT! what a coincidence!!

my dream home has a river in the backyard cause my childhood home had one and don't we all just want to get back to when we were kids making mud cakes by the river in our mothers' good tupperware? i think so.

i love things that are nestled in things. like our goose measuring cups. and this house nestled in this meadow. i wonder if you can tell your real estate agent you're looking for something that hobbits would live in (but with bigger doorways).