when i was 12 i had a subscription to ducks unlimited magazine which i thought was a conservation organization dedicated to making duck habitats better which it kinda is but it's also for the conservation of ducks for duck hunting.
upon realizing my error in judgement i revoked my membership, (and hand sewn member badge) and wondered how the gun and bullet advertisements hadn't tipped me off sooner.
maybe i thought they were for ducks who were into clay shooting? which is silly cause how would a duck even pull the gun trigger. come to think of it how do ducks do anything that requires the use of hands? like who cuts their steak up? ties their shoes? writes their notes so their duck children can get out of gym class?
poor poor ducks. i don't think people should shoot them i think they should offer to help them to button up their shirts.
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