pro's of laser eye surgery

you look like a pro.

you get caught up on your books on tape.

the goggles you have to tape to your head for bedtime make you look like a super hero. like super owl. or super bug.

you get to put your glasses in this giant glasses container from where they will be donated to a third world country.

as a congratulations on your new eyeballs your wonderful boyfriend treats you to two new outfits and twelve new pairs of underwear.

and the last pro of laser eye surgery; you feel so happy with the eyewear free outcome you make an eyewear free photo collage of yourself.

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