knock knock joke

knock knock

who's there?

bread

bread who?

tasty bread

oh ok come on in then

HAHAHA that wasn't really funny was it. though it would be nice if bread called on me once in a while instead of me ALWAYS having to go pick him up from his place.

pros for possession

-you can finally know what it's like to yell whatever you want at people

-if you are feeling like you don't want to be at work, you can just fake a demonic flip out in front of your boss and he'll probably let you take it as a sick day

-levitation

-eating things with your hands with little regard for table manners

snug as a bug in a snuggie

video

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

also, i want one.

letters

dear forehead,

oh hello!! i kind of forgot you were under there!

it was nice to spend halloween with you and thanks for helping me into character.

i'll give you a piece of candy or two for your efforts, (via my mouth so make sure he shares, ok?).

love,

me

mj for president

i really think that if people listened to mister michael's 'man in the mirror' ' more there would be less world problems.

like i'm sure it would solve that whole economy issue in no time at all.

OK MICHAEL! I WILL ASK THE MAN IN THE MIRROR TO CHANGE HIS WAYS! i will also kindly ask him what he is doing in my mirror because i am not a man and so that's kind of weird.

letters

dear garth algar,

next year can you please go for halloween as animal from the muppets?? i really thought those drumsticks made you look even cuter than you already are.

love,

zuul ("gatekeeper")

trick or treat

who picks trick?

or is trick what happens to you when you refuse to give a treat? or do you get a treat after you do a trick?

HAPPY DRESS UP DAY!

may you be so pleased with your costume that you wear it to bed, wake up in it in the morning, and forever after carry out your life as a ghost/ghoul/goblin/professor leo marvin.

guess what i did last night??!?

LEARNED THIS DANCE!!!

look at us go!

michael was so impressed with our dance moves, he asked us back to his house afterwards for pop and chips.

i declined as i had to work today and i have already used up all my vacation days.

CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER, THRILLER NIGHT!

sorry in advance to everyone in my life who has to watch me practice this every 5 minutes for the next month or so regardless of what sort of conversation we are engaged in or where we are or what it is we were previously doing.

today's special

if you are stranded on a raft in the middle of the ocean you shouldn’t eat potato chips because those are very salty and snacking would only speed up the dehydration process.

unless they are low sodium and you’re washing them down with a slushie.

look at these fellows!

jeremy's made these cool stars all over the wall when it was lit up and we turned the lights off and mine had a really nice personality.

what is this about? i do not know. but it is pretty.

i like how her shirt matches her neck. snazzy!

wise words, michael jackson

if you can't feed your baby (yeah, yeah)
then don't have a baby (yeah, yeah)
and don't think maybe (yeah, yeah)
if you can't feed your baby (yeah, yeah)

mother nature, you so crazy

you know what is a pretty amazing experience?

being out in the middle of the ocean on a boat with nothing but really big awe inspiring nature items on every side of you.

3 metre high waves churning wildy about the boat; a pod of 5 adult gray whales feeding and moving and existing alongside you; a giant rock jutting out from the sea completely covered in adult male sea lions. seriously, it was like nature concentrated to the power of fifteen.

and i absolutely loved every single second of it.

sometimes i was like, 'whale hold still while i take your photo!!!' but then i would remember this is not marine land it's real nature and i loved it even more.

oh nature, i love you so much. i'm sorry if sometimes i show it poorly by being lazy with my recycling duties but i really do love you a lot. thanks for showing me and jeremy a great time on our trip and again, good job on the west coast of canada.

it's ok, all the cool kids are doing it

i got myself some wings in bc!

i felt so dwarfed by the humungu jumbo trees out there that i decided to become an actual dwarf by having wings installed. i mean a fairy, a small dwarf sized fairy with wings.

aren't they neat?!

i'm not quite sure how to shower with them on yet without them banging into the shower curtain and spraying water all over the bathroom floor but i'm sure i'll get the hang of it.

a secret about baked goods which have been wonderfully handmade using only the finest of healthy and organic all natural ingredients

sometimes they taste gross.

it's almost halloweenie!

jeremy got this video game and it's so scary i have to not watch when he plays which isn't really any different than what i do when he normally plays video games but i have to remind myself to not even peek with this one.

it's so scary that when i left last week to go to ballet jeremy said he's not going to play it because he'll be by himself which was probably just him making me feel better about being scared of a video game but STILL.

scary.

boo.

ooooooooooooooooo (say it like a ghost to make the oo's more scary seeming).

wildlife we saw in bc

gray whales
sea otters
harbour seals
my mom
sea lions
bald eagles
sea stars
sea sponges
sea shells by the sea shore

most important thing to bring with you into the woods

your clutch!

you never know what cool nature things will be available for purchase! also you can fit teenie tiny survival items in there. like very small cans of food and lip gloss.

in other news i wanted to move into this tree but jeremy said it probably doesn't get internet access so here i am back in ontario. hey nature, get with the future!

another way you can tell your holiday is gonna be a goodie

you seem to effortlessly blend into your surroundings.

today's special

you know your holiday is gonna be a goodie when the first half an hour of your plane ride away introduces you to a new delicious kind of cookie.

could you lower your voice please

the birds where we went camping last weekend were really noisy right before it got dark which was probably because they were loudly re-counting their day to their families and friends.

i was going to complain but i don't think birds know how to use their indoor voices because they're outdoors pretty much all the time.

letters

dear jeremy,

i can't wait to marry you.

you fill my insides with delicious food and warm 'n fuzzy love stuff.

i've loved you from the start, i'll love you till the end.

also your banana bread is amazing. especially when you put those chocolate chips in there.

always,

moonpie

i wonder if marsha feels as though she was pigeonholded into this career path on account of her name